Friday, June 23rd, 2006

Happy Friday Kids!

People Love me! Kudos to Mandy and Natalie for giving me props on my blog. Don't forget, you can post comments at the end of the blog!!!!

Sex Sells
So we learned on Wednesday's blog that sex sells wine (Hungarian lesbians young girls red). And while the FDA would never approve a label like that in the good ol' USA, they have approved Fat Bastard, Big Ass Cab and the likes. I would like to introduce you to Cleavage Creek Cellars. I immediately knew this had to be a joke as soon as I saw the label but noooooooo. This shit is legit. LOL! OMG I can't stop laughing. To top it all off, they are having a contest for the new 2006 Cleavage Creek model.


Cleavage Creek Cellars will be holding a preliminary Miss Cleavage Creek Model Search. Cleavage Creek Cellars will be the exclusive featured wine at the Exotic Erotic Ball Oct 21st and 22nd in San Francisco CA and the Exotic Zone Ball Oct 29 in Sacramento CA. These two parties are a couple of the biggest parties open to the public on the west coast. During both these events Cleavage Creek Cellars will have a wine tasting exhibit and also be taking pictures of interested models for our 2006 releases.

Take a look at the girls in the running. They should have called it "Hustler Wanna-be Centerfold Cellars" cause these girls are hurtin. The one in the latex should have a wine named after her called "Punishment Pinot". Or better yet, S & M Syrah!!







And what's up with the spider slut outfit?
Holy Jebus is that a cape that goes with it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Oh god I can't take it anymore. I am rolling in the floor from this. Hey spidey, nice blue eyeshadow. BTW the porn lot at Vivid called and you're late for your audition!!









But wait...it gets better - they have a racing team with our favorite model on the hood.

And what the hell is the Exotic Erotic Wine tasting? I could go on with this one forever but I'll spare you. View their website and check out how they've made everything look like boobs. I'm sure the wine tastes like hell but at this point who cares? I'm actively trying to get my hands on a bottle to review.





BV Breaks Guiness World Record
Apparently, Guiness Book of World Records just announced that BV (Beaulieu Vineyards) broke a world record for the largest toast ever.

"Las Vegas knows how to throw a party and this confirms that we do it bigger and better than anyone," said Mayor Goodman, chairman of theCentennial Commission. "In addition to marking Las Vegas' place in history,breaking the Guinness World Record with BV Wines was a fitting finale to what was a phenomenal Centennial year." The Las Vegas Toast of the Century by BV shatters the previous recordof 10,079 held by a Japanese sake company. In order to qualify to break theworld record, all documented participants must be led in a toast, raise their glasses in unison and drink at the same time. R&R Live, a LasVegas-based event management company, organized the record attempt. More than 60 event staff and volunteers greeted and registered thousands of participants, checked IDs and poured more than 200 cases of the appropriately named Century Cellars Chardonnay by BV to provide samples forthe toast.

Wow! 13,000 people joined together to drink shitty wine all at once. Impressive! No wonder the French hate us. And why is Vegas celebrating the Centennial on New Year's Eve 2005? Is that confusing to anyone else?


Korbel's daugter goes both ways
No charges will be filed for the daughter of Korbel's owner and her fiancee. There was an 8 week investigation into an alleged incidence involving sexual assault.

This is what we do know: The daughter of the owner of Korbel and her fiancee were at the deli at their winery in Guerneville, CA. They began talking to two Korbel deli employees and drinking (hopefully not Korbel Sparkling) until well after the deli closed. Then, after that it gets fuzzy. Literally!

"Whatever did occur was consensual,'' Andrian said. "They were a happy fun-loving group,'' Andrian said regarding the drinking and conversing among the four after the deli closed that afternoon.

Yikes! I hope they sanitized all of the equipment afterwards. I love the guy I quoted who referred to them as happy and fun-loving. I mean....isn't that how all foursomes start out? The guy who gave that quote must be the same guy who reviewed Korbel's Sparkling as "decadent and crisp" and "America's Favorite Chapagne".

Pabst new adds are explosive
So, a beer rep for Pabst hung an advertisement in the window of a restaurant promoting PBR with a flashing red light. Eight hours later the bartender notices the flashing light and calls the cops because he assumes it's a bomb. Now, I don't know about you, but the only bomb I associate with PBR is a gut bomb. Yeah, sorry that was kinda gross (but true). Fortunately, it was not a bomb and the thousands of people who were evacuated were allowed to go home after only a few hours. Granted it was in the middle of the night but.....

Wine Review
Marziano Abbono Rinaldi Barbera D’Alba 2004 $19.99

I went into the Wine Warehouse last week and asked for a good wine. I’m a picky wine buyer so to completely trust someone else to pick for me is really hard. Andi suggested this Barbera D’Alba that I never would have chosen for myself and I must admit, I was a bit skeptical. The wine was pure rock star and for 20 bucks I plan on buying more. If you head over to the WW for some wine, ask for Andi and tell her what you like (white, red, sweet, dry, etc.) and totally leave it up to her. She’s good!!

This wine had a very herbal nose. I smelled sage, blackberry and roasted tomatoes. While separate they sound like a horrible combo, on this wine they worked really well together. On the palate the acidity came at you like a freight train and was immediately followed by violets and pretty flowers with blackberry and raspberry jam. The wine was incredibly lush and sweet without being over-ripe. The acidity is pleasing and lasts for a very long time. The wine was somewhat tight which leads me to believe that this wine will fare well over the next 3 years. All in all, it was fantastic. I’m sure a lot of that acidity would have been more balanced with an Italian dish with tomatoes. Lasagna, spaghetti, take out from Carrabba’s…you name it. This was definitely one of the finds of the year for me.

I'm going to a party in Hickory this weekend. Woohooo!! Celebratin' Matt's Baby! Wooohooo! I am getting very excited about baby Chaz. There's nothing like corrupting a baby that doesn't belong to you!
Have a good weekend. I'll be back on Monday!

Cheers! (I'm sure it's 5 o'clock on Friday somewhere!!)